[Quotes] The best of Woody Allen

Allan Stewart, better known as Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935 in New York. Director, screenwriter, actor, musician, playwright, humorist and American writer. He has been the winner of the Academy Award four times. He is one of the most respected and influential directors in the world. That's why we decided to commemorate it with some of its most popular and funny quotes, perfect to share in your favorite social network: TwitterFacebook o Instagram.

'I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens'.

'I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer'.

'Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television'.

'The diference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension an love causes it'.

'If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans'.

'God is silent. Now if only man would shut up'.

'My one regret in life is that I am no someone else'.

'I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social'.


'Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing'.

'It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel'.

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